Trump’s presidency is an ongoing series of felonies. He’ll be in exile in Russia long before a President Harris can get her hands on him.
Let Trump have his war with Iran. It will put to an end the 2016 claim from Bernistan that in contrast to Clinton, Trump was a peacemaker.
A few of the Democrats running for the nomination haven’t made it to the debate stage. There are no orange slices and trophies for finishing 21st.
I keep confusing Bullock with Bulworth.
Nothing against Cory Booker, but the last President associated with Stanford didn’t work out so well.
Anti-vaxxer Jessica Biesles has torpedoed her career.
Sarah Sanders is going straight to the hot place, where her soul will be cleansed by eternal hellfire. She delivered a masterclass in lying every time she appeared on camera.
This resignation brings joy to all rational people.
Larry Kudlow is openly senile.
It would be good to give up the idea that you’re smarter and better at politics than Pelosi.
Amanda Knox is in Italy. Excellent trolling, Ms Knox.
After today’s performance, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kamala Harris leapfrogs over Bernie Sanders in all the polls.
When William Barr lies, his dewlap swells.
Trump, Barr, and Pompeo have the same body type.
Senator John Kennedy is more senile than he looks.
Trump is next to receive the pointy end of justice.
Buttigieg checks the boxes Bernie can’t.
Politics is about winning.
President Tracksuit hangs on for a while longer in Venezuela.
Put Uday Trump in charge of Venezuela.
Showbiz types are petty.
Aside from hardcore gamblers and the mint julep/fancy dress crowd, the public largely ignores horse racing.
Once teachers are armed, MAGAstate legislators will be less likely to cut education funding.
That smug MAGAboy could be your son or your brother. It could be Squi.
New video footage of the MAGAmob looks like a trailer for a Lord of the Flies remake.
The harassment of the Native American gent counts as community service or “civic engagement” for Catholic school kids.
The MAGAboy hired a PR firm, which skillfully employed the MAGA play book: deny, expand attack, blame media, repeat.
Swastika, Klan 700 tc bed sheet, and MAGAcap: emblems of conservative thought.
Pence and Mother are dump truck Christians (i.e., what’s left of Christianity after one dumps all the morality out of it).
What a terrible mob lawyer Giuliani is.
Kamala Harris declared her candidacy for POTUS. It will be interesting to see how Berniebros play this. With Clinton, they fell back on misogyny. With Harris, will they dare use race? How far will they go for the sake of Sanders’ “revolution”?
RE the Sorkin-AOC kerfuffle: responding to every criticism is something a young person would do.