The new (Planet of the Apes) Caesar fits the hero archetype of our era: testosterone-driven, performance enhanced by steroids and adderall.
Mr Assange has become the Gwyneth Paltrow of the Libertarian Internationale.
With the sacking of Michael Gove, American literature is once again safe for British consumption.
An illegal amount of rain fell on NYC.
This is the worst Tour de France in years.