Tagged: flying monkeys

Potemkin presidency

It’s been all downhill for Trump from the start: from the worst inaugural address since Genghis Khan, to a Muslim ban — written by a pair of flying monkeys — that was immediately slapped down, to the lying caricature of a press secretary implicating the UK in a fake scandal based on fake news from a fake judge, to today’s utter humiliation on the world stage courtesy of the formidable Ms Merkel.

It’s obvious that he’s afraid of Merkel.

Trump is loath to attack another billionaire like Putin, who helped get him elected. Hence, US foreign policy is totally compromised and the major European capitols know this.

Trump should release a recent MRI.

Circle

The Ninth Circuit court punched Mr Trump in the face.

The court ruled that the Executive Order had been written by flying monkeys.

In response, the POTUS tweeted “SEE YOU AT SCORES!”

Loose lips sink unconstitutional Executive Orders.