Tagged: Big Bird

Grosse messe

Folklore is the expertise of the dispossessed.

From a phrenological standpoint, one can see the IQ of the Rittenhouse judge is on the lower side.

The dewormer has turned on many anti-vaxxers. They continue to willfully throw off their mortal coils, in the name of freedom, Jesus, and Joe Rogan.

Funny how left/prog journalists can’t shake their obsession with Buttigieg.

SNCC paid a heavy price for its sexism and racialist separatism.

If Gosar’s anime had been hentai, he would have become the leading Republican candidate for president in 2024.

Many of the “new Trump Republicans” are boring. Can’t the GOP bring back the Delaware kitchen witch?

It’s funny how gullible “newsrooms” fixate on Steele rather than the FSB/Wikileaks hack of the DNC server.

The blackballing of Hope Solo is extreme sexism. The most decorated keeper (male or female) in US soccer history has to get in. Otherwise, the the US Soccer HoF is a joke.

When they came for Big Bird, I did nothing, because I have no beak.

When they come for Rudolph, they will have to contend with me.

There are several people who have cult followings for no explicable reason:

Trump

Bernie

Tulsi Gabbard

AOC

Elon Musk

Andrew Yang

Tim Tebow

From Money Honey to QAnon Dummy: the Rise and Fall of Maria Bartiromo.

Merry meet!

The new criticism

I had planned to write something about cancelling Barney rather than Big Bird, but I took a look at wikipedia and came across this gem that is simply too perfect and hilarious to top.

“The creator and performer of the San Diego Chicken mascot, Ted Giannoulas, called Barney a “ubiquitous and insipid creature” in a 1999 court case.”