Tagged: Ivanka Trump

We’re gonna groove

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One fat dictator outmaneuvered another fat dictator.

There’s goes the Nobel Prize.

Larry Kudlow is a doddering old fool working for a doddering old fool.

A Tea Party from the left = epic failure for the Democrats.

The professional outragetariat drives Outrage Twitter, which journalists treat as reality.

Congressman Jordan is still wrestling with his own sex scandal.

The nadir of identity politics: when Republicans use a living person as a prop.

Michael Cohen is no Ray Donovan.

Ivanka stepped in a steaming pile of Trump.

Warm, in your coat

Some people say that Ivanka Trump is complicit. But I think once she’s under oath, she’ll spill the beans. She won’t want to face a perjury charge and wind up in an “Orange Is the New Black” situation.

Sean Spicer works for “President Trump.”

Like Romans on the eve of the Dark Ages, this is the last chance for Britons to experience the cultural achievements of Western civilization. Before Brexit kicks in.

A forward-thinking entrepreneur will create an app for “Brexit brides.”

You’ve got to hide your love away

Critics make a big deal of the relationship between Trump and Bannon. Everyone needs a soulmate, even if their soul is blackened by hellfire.

The halting way Mr Trump reads a prepared statement (like an uncertain seven year old) and his incoherence when speaking freely indicate some degree of diminished capacity.

I suspect Bannon does the “heavy lifting,” writes the Executive Orders, reaffirms Trump’s inclination to launch random attacks.

Sales of the Ivanka Trump lifestyle line are up in Russia.

Republican convention, Act 4

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Running commentary:

Rinse Freebase says goodbye.

Mickey Donovan makes an appearance.

Ivanka Trump says:

Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father.

Donald Trump says:

Face it America, you’re gonna get killed. Believe it.

Vote for me and you’ll live. Believe it.

America, be very afraid. Believe it.

Balloon drop.

It’s over.