Tagged: Ivanka Trump

On the ceiling

For many, the choice is not between capitalism or socialism but between HBO or Showtime. Socialisme ou barbarie had its time. Today it should be rendered as socialism or consumerism. The left needs to articulate a theory of needs in the age of extinction.

I predicted Jacobin magazine would trash a trade deal Sherrod Brown (solid labor cred) advocates.

Trump is the first about-to-be-impeached President to attend the Navy-Army game.

Both Sanders and Trump are economic nationalists/populists.

Both are Peacemakers (according to Berniebros).

Both claim to be anti-Establishment.

This is why Sanders claims he is best suited to drawing the votes of Trump supporters.

The Sanders campaign just can’t shake the misogyny label. Endorsing Cenk reaffirms the obvious.

Odd that a misogynist (Cenk Uygur) would run for a seat vacated by a woman (Katie Hill) who was victimized by a misogynist.

When Bern was breaking rocks alongside Mandela in the 60s, I wonder if he ever thought he’d be trailing Buttigieg in 2019?

Elizabeth Warren apparently doesn’t know FDR’s net worth was $60 million dollars in 1933, which is the equivalent of $1.15 billion dollars today.

He made Big Structural Change.

Clint Eastwood worked wonders with the white-supremacist-written Josey Wales, depicted as the victim of Northern aggression. He assumed he could make a similar sort of hero out of Jewell.

Ivanka can’t wait to be with Christopher Steele again.

We’re gonna groove

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One fat dictator outmaneuvered another fat dictator.

There’s goes the Nobel Prize.

Larry Kudlow is a doddering old fool working for a doddering old fool.

A Tea Party from the left = epic failure for the Democrats.

The professional outragetariat drives Outrage Twitter, which journalists treat as reality.

Congressman Jordan is still wrestling with his own sex scandal.

The nadir of identity politics: when Republicans use a living person as a prop.

Michael Cohen is no Ray Donovan.

Ivanka stepped in a steaming pile of Trump.

Warm, in your coat

Some people say that Ivanka Trump is complicit. But I think once she’s under oath, she’ll spill the beans. She won’t want to face a perjury charge and wind up in an “Orange Is the New Black” situation.

Sean Spicer works for “President Trump.”

Like Romans on the eve of the Dark Ages, this is the last chance for Britons to experience the cultural achievements of Western civilization. Before Brexit kicks in.

A forward-thinking entrepreneur will create an app for “Brexit brides.”

You’ve got to hide your love away

Critics make a big deal of the relationship between Trump and Bannon. Everyone needs a soulmate, even if their soul is blackened by hellfire.

The halting way Mr Trump reads a prepared statement (like an uncertain seven year old) and his incoherence when speaking freely indicate some degree of diminished capacity.

I suspect Bannon does the “heavy lifting,” writes the Executive Orders, reaffirms Trump’s inclination to launch random attacks.

Sales of the Ivanka Trump lifestyle line are up in Russia.

Republican convention, Act 4

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Running commentary:

Rinse Freebase says goodbye.

Mickey Donovan makes an appearance.

Ivanka Trump says:

Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father. Vote for my father.

Donald Trump says:

Face it America, you’re gonna get killed. Believe it.

Vote for me and you’ll live. Believe it.

America, be very afraid. Believe it.

Balloon drop.

It’s over.