Tagged: Alabama

Takt

Working the impeachment beat must be extremely frustrating for journalists, especially if one acts as if Pelosi doesn’t exist.

Re Dorian and Alabama: Trump is rolling around in his own scat.

Oh Moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We’ve lost our good old mama
And must have whisky, oh, you know why.

A sharpie and a dull brain make nonsense.

Trump’s dementia undermines whatever credibility he had with pundits and Susan Sarandon.

Why are intelligent people responding to the natterings of a man afflicted with dementia praecox?

WaPo has taken possession of what’s left of Donald Trump’s mind.

Dorian, et. al target climate change denying states. The Wrath of God, natural selection, or Die List der Vernunft?

Ocean

I hope the Democratic candidates will address the new Jane Crow laws that have popped up in MAGAstates (Ohio, Georgia, and Alabama).

Trump is buying votes again.

Men are the weaker sex.

In 2016, pundits assessed Biden as the most consequential (in a positive way) VP in history. Now pundits are rewriting their own history re Biden.

Nature is, frankly, hostile.

Ben Shapiro is another alt-right meathead with a massive following in prisons.

Let’s end all the whatabouts: there’s only one Notre-Dame de Paris.

If people in red states are OK with promiscuous gun laws, then why should anyone care when the laws enable fresh massacres there?

I see you

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Next the Alabama House will vote to reinstitute slavery.

The biggest loser today is Assange. He looks like an immense schmuck.

Glenn Greenwald is proof of the old adage that if you go far enough to the left, you wind up on the right.

Sarah Sanders lied. She’s destined for the hot place anyway.

Barr:Trump::Stalin:Vyshinsky

Trump is severely damaged goods, prone to unhinged actions. Keep him in place and the Dems might even flip the Senate.

Nets allowed Philly to humiliate an entire borough.

Raindrops on roses

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Soon Trump will be listed as “John No 1” on an indictment.

A family that does outcall together, stays together.

Dan Bongino and R Kelly are textbook cases of masculine hysteria.

Rep. Omar despises Obama as much as Trump does.

What team does Rep. Omar play for? (loyalty card alert)

Casual antisemitism is morally corrosive. It has to be called out (as in the case of Rep. Omar).

One would think that any newbie in a safe Democratic seat who has any weakness will be primaried. The risk reward ratio for a challenger is quite favorable.

The Devil went down to … Alabama.

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Who would line up to receive a Bible signed by the Devil?

Like the Bible in The Ninth Gate.

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The Smiting has got to be the best part about being God.

Chelsea Manning can share stories about Assange with Maria Butina in lockup.

Re Manafort: without mandatory sentences, sentencing is discretionary. And no one wants mandatory sentences, which take away the discretion of judges.

Re US Women’s National Soccer Team’s gender discrimination lawsuit: Why even field a men’s team that has never won anything? Put all the money into women’s football and collect more trophies.

Kylie is obviously the best KardashJennerian.

No Moore

A win over grave evil is a win, but it should be sobering that the Democrat only narrowly defeated the Republican pedophile. Such is the sad state of American politics.

I blame the British Transportation Act of 1717.

“… to save us all from Satan’s power” is the most festive line in any carol.

Molto vivace

The cinematic version of “Fifty Shades of Grey” will likely be the most widely available, public display of psychosexual violence (BDSM) since “The Passion of the Christ” (S/M + snuff).

The FSoG PR campaign was severely damaged when Kim Jong-un requested an advance screening.

In a state where brother and sister are often husband and wife, Federal Judge Roy Moore of Alabama has a particular problem with same-sex marriage.

In dreams, a drone is not a drone.