Tagged: Amal Alamuddin

Make me smile

Gourmet potato salad is the next big thing.

The world is a better place because of Oasis, there’s no denying it.

Blackberry became the power tool for power tools. The glow of it all wore off quickly.

Regarding Clooney & Alamuddin: It should be illegal for people to be that beautiful.

It is disappointing that the second most important wedding of the century wasn’t televised.

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Sloths have a bad reputation, but pandas are the true 1%ers of the animal kingdom.

It’s easy to make jokes about Republicans and Fox News. Nonetheless, they were well played.

So because an obscure lawyer becomes engaged to George Clooney, she is suddenly subject to the political equivalent of Page 3 treatment.

The rise of the Tea Party in the USA and Ukip in England is evidence of the poison of populism.

On balance, monotheism has been a bane for the world.

This is a noble cause but there’s way too much stroller traffic in Park Slope. What is needed to get more strollers off the streets is a stroller buyback program.