The case for lifting the ban on imported haggis would advance if hipsters make it part of their lifestyle.
There’s no peak ramen. Gourmet ramen is here to stay.
Kim Dotcom is pirating a new product.
Women are more likely to believe in God and the afterlife than men (at least in the UK). It’s too bad women don’t exercise more power within religion.
The same Republicans who deny the existence of climate change believe dinosaurs were on the ark.
Most pirates rebrand themselves as freedom loving libertarians. Arr!
Marx called it “primitive accumulation.”
Some people are violent, whether they wear uniforms and riot gear or balaclavas and Guy Fawkes masks. Both are the excuse for each other.
Mr Assange held a press conference to announce he’s taking the ice bucket challenge.
Just when we get a decent pope he talks about quitting.
American conservatives are outraged about the selection of Stephen Colbert as David Letterman’s replacement. Rush Limbaugh calmly accused CBS of “waging war on the heartland.” I have news for Mr Limbaugh: American conservatives just aren’t funny. Well, except Sarah Palin.
Kim Dotcom is set up for steep and harsh fall. The fate of the modern pirate ’tis cruel. Arrr!
The lesson of Detroit: don’t build a city’s economy around a single industry. Old mill towns suffered a similar fate.
Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.
The resignation of Kathleen Sibelius is a distraction from Benghazi.