A good night for the Democratic Party Establishment.

Predictably, impeachment is being downplayed on the revolutionary left.

I’ll write it again: Ethel Rosenberg was executed for less.

Cars honking in NYC as if the Giants won the Super Bowl.

For those keeping score: Trump is second Ivy Leaguer to be impeached.

I went to Salem recently and saw Trump strung up like a Burning Man statue and set afire. The locals danced in a circle around the flaming carnage.

When I visited Salem, I saw them burning Trumps. Little kids gathered the kindling from a nearby forest.

One time in Salem, I saw the locals drowning Trumps. It was gruesome but then Jesus appeared and the people were happy.

Gabbard’s Russian votes tonight are more damaging than anything HRC said about her.

Putin says: Spasibo Tulsi Michaelova!

I still think Tulsi is destined for a permanent seat on the Outnumbered couch.

The unhappiest person in the US today must be Michael Tracey.

Pelosi is a professional. And a boss.

She had to silence the Squad. And did so like a boss.

The outspoken pundit Cenk Uygur is finding that politics is actually hard.