Tagged: Tappgate

Potemkin presidency

It’s been all downhill for Trump from the start: from the worst inaugural address since Genghis Khan, to a Muslim ban — written by a pair of flying monkeys — that was immediately slapped down, to the lying caricature of a press secretary implicating the UK in a fake scandal based on fake news from a fake judge, to today’s utter humiliation on the world stage courtesy of the formidable Ms Merkel.

It’s obvious that he’s afraid of Merkel.

Trump is loath to attack another billionaire like Putin, who helped get him elected. Hence, US foreign policy is totally compromised and the major European capitols know this.

Trump should release a recent MRI.

Warm, in your coat

Some people say that Ivanka Trump is complicit. But I think once she’s under oath, she’ll spill the beans. She won’t want to face a perjury charge and wind up in an “Orange Is the New Black” situation.

Sean Spicer works for “President Trump.”

Like Romans on the eve of the Dark Ages, this is the last chance for Britons to experience the cultural achievements of Western civilization. Before Brexit kicks in.

A forward-thinking entrepreneur will create an app for “Brexit brides.”

If you have to ask

The silly Trumpification of America continues, c/o Sepp Gulati.

Five year old President Trump demands a Congressional investigation of Tappgate and a bowl of pistachio ice cream.

Up at 5am, listening to Phil Collins, is enough to make anyone tweet crazy stuff.

Oklahoma was the “wife beater state” long before any Muslims arrived.

Re Mike Pence and private email hypocrisy: convenience store Christians always congregate near the skin mags.

Dementia praecox

Trump claims there was an Obama “tapp” on his Barad-dûr tower, unwittingly admitting there was probable cause for a FISA warrant authorizing a “tapp.”

He’s also upset Beauregard Sessions recused himself.

The writing is on the wall, Donnie, and it’s in Russian.

Waiting for the tapes of Trump and Anna Chapman to come out.

Today pro-Trump rallies were held. Many unemployed circus clowns turned out.

Schadenfreude is back at Old Trafford. Even Zlatan went full Fellaini.