King nothing

The Conservative Clown Convention took place. Mr Trump’s speech was all broken syntax and non-sequiturs.

William F. Buckley Jr expected conservatives to have brains, not eat them.

Trumpflakes and other emocons are crying about how Hollywood and the media treat their harlequin President.

Hence, the only media outlets permitted at White House press briefings are Fox News, Russia Today, and the National Enquirer.

There’s really no point in covering a fake president.

Banyabros

Moscow Mike has now been forced out by two Presidents. Time to take away his military pension.

Trump is already the Rodney Dangerfield of Presidents.

Everyone said Trump was unfit to be President. They were right.

Trump made a mistake of attacking the CIA. The CIA is set to destroy Trump.

You’ve got to hide your love away

Critics make a big deal of the relationship between Trump and Bannon. Everyone needs a soulmate, even if their soul is blackened by hellfire.

The halting way Mr Trump reads a prepared statement (like an uncertain seven year old) and his incoherence when speaking freely indicate some degree of diminished capacity.

I suspect Bannon does the “heavy lifting,” writes the Executive Orders, reaffirms Trump’s inclination to launch random attacks.

Sales of the Ivanka Trump lifestyle line are up in Russia.

The lights

Trump’s deplorables have been radicalized by Breitbart, Fox News, and extremist Christian academies.

Weak willed people are susceptible to the propaganda of a strongman like Trump. One sees the same phenomenon in Turkey and Russia.

Trump supporters are precisely the sort that “founders” like Hamilton and Madison worried about.

Worse yet, the Republican Party is acting as a fifth column.

The first act of Trump’s presidency is likely unconstitutional. It won’t be the last time this happens. The courts are the only thing that stand between democracy and dictatorship.

Unpresidented

Nordstrom customers will be subject to “extreme vetting.”

Immigrants who stay at Trump hotels and resorts will be exempt.

George Washington could never tell a lie. Donald Trump can never tell the truth.

No matter what Sean Spicer says, what I hear is “I don’t talk so good.”

As POTUS44 predicted, reality would be cruel to a Trump presidency.