The naiveté of 1990s world wide web gurus and the utopian technophilia of programmer prophets, as well as the likes of EFF, have long since broken against the forces of money and power. There’s no way to keep them out, especially with a non-enforceable “bill of internet rights.”
“Like a boss” is a suitable replacement for “bossy.”
In Germany, he’s known as Arjen Schwalbe.
China is a nice place to visit if one enjoys an excursion to the environs around the nineteenth-century satanic mill.