Tagged: Nicolás Maduro
Finishing the hat
After today’s performance, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kamala Harris leapfrogs over Bernie Sanders in all the polls.
When William Barr lies, his dewlap swells.
Trump, Barr, and Pompeo have the same body type.
Senator John Kennedy is more senile than he looks.
Trump is next to receive the pointy end of justice.
Buttigieg checks the boxes Bernie can’t.
Politics is about winning.
President Tracksuit hangs on for a while longer in Venezuela.
Put Uday Trump in charge of Venezuela.
Showbiz types are petty.
Aside from hardcore gamblers and the mint julep/fancy dress crowd, the public largely ignores horse racing.
Once teachers are armed, MAGAstate legislators will be less likely to cut education funding.
There will be an answer
Julian Assange might be evicted from his posh Knightsbridge townhouse. Will he find refuge in Russia with Snowden and Yanukovych?
As Nietzsche said of Assange: Etwas stinkt.
The notion of “hidden histories” is a branding device.
Heathers is the best pop film of the 80s.
Maduro is a thug but Guaidó isn’t exactly World Spirit on horseback.
Love in a void
External governmental interference with free intellectual inquiry must be quashed, not accommodated.
MAGAstates are states of hate.
One has to decide which dictator one will back: Maduro or Trump.
Must be deflating for Robert Kraft to have to apologize again. He’s truly sorry he got caught, like all perps.
NY Mets are a failed franchise. Even the penny pinching Rays locked up their ace.
This empirically thin argument makes me miss David Carr.
Pass them by
Amy Klobuchar ate Kavanaugh’s brain in one sitting.
Amy Klobuchar ate Kavanaugh’s heart and washed it down with Squi’s brewskis.
As the kids now say, DiFi don’t play.
Senator DiFi has been owning lightweights since 1993. Hence, the professional outragetariat in full feeding frenzy.
The unhinged, populist anger at DiFi is delicious. Especially now that the unedited tape has been distributed.
The National Rifle Manufacturers Association walks close to the line of Chris Hasson.
It’s interesting that Maduro is also caught up in the Panama Papers scandal.
One doesn’t have to be an ex CIA Director to know that Trump is a grifter, conman, and Putin puppet.
If it were legal, Trump would have no interest in it.
Comment dire
Bernie and his Bros takes pleasure in upstaging women. Bernie is all about himself.
A Schmittian loophole allows the Sovereign (Trump) to decide the state of the exception.
Perhaps the politics of outrage have peaked. Ralph Northam undoubtedly sees Trump get away with things and thinks “why should I resign?”
Short fingers and bone spurs don’t suggest good genetics. Numerous encounters with the legal system suggest criminal genetics.
Trump is skint.
Anti-vaxxers are a health hazard.
The only thing left to decide is where Maduro goes into exile: Cuba? Bolivia? Russia? Turkey?
A MAGAcap is like a scarlet letter or a bubo.
Betsy on the roof
The NRA would endorse a dictator as long as s/he kept America’s promiscuous gun laws in place.
Venezuela’s President Maduro blames the US for the current economic chaos in his country. If that’s true, Mr Maduro is best CIA agent. Ever.
At least Mr Maduro won’t be pelted with eggs (there are none).
Fossil fuel dependent socialism is a political and ecological dead end.
The Sanders campaign has run out of ideas and is running out of time. The candidate must now decide whether he wants to lose like a winner or lose like a loser.
Et cetera 