Tagged: David Letterman

The next best American record

Jane Lynch is correct.

Nonetheless, Ellen and Jane Lynch are officially class enemies. Modern day kulaks!

Wine cave-gate blew up in Warren’s face. She thought she could pick up love from Berniebros/brosettes w/ the winecave stunt. Now that we know she held her own winecave fundraiser, she’s destroyed her campaign.

Which shows that many political attacks are self-referential.

Shows the limits of the class war/class enemies trip Bern and Warren have been on.

It’s good that Joe the Plumber still has stans.

Let’s face it. There’s a homophobic undercurrent to the current Pete hate, especially from Berners and Warren stans.

They are a nasty lot, mocking Biden’s stutter long before the loathsome Sarah Sanders did so.

Amazing how Berners and Warren stans are unnerved by Buttigieg.

Tulsi is running for present.

In the Kremlin, Trump’s codename is Baba Yaga.

Reporters are like fiction writers. They must constantly invent new storylines. Unlike fiction writers, they must produce content on deadline.

So Trump as LBJ 2.0 is a foreseeable plot.

Christianity Today overlooked the Trump-Hicks tryst, but the quid pro quo from bozo was one sin too many.

The retirement of David Letterman devastated the late-night TV landscape.

Baby carni bird

Rand Paul loves to filibuster. It’s good press for his presidential campaign.

People ask me all the time whether Mr Paul is named for Ayn Rand. I tell them his name is truncation of Krugerrand.

A Harley is like the “white van” for American bikers. Some of the tough guys ran away from a fight gunfight in Waco. Pathetic.

One of the best things about David Letterman’s show was Larry “Bud” Melman.

The arrival of cats led to the domestication of the species homo sapiens.

Low life

USA sets up “Cuban Twitter” for counter intel purposes. Clever. Millions of instagram photos of cats are enough to topple the mightiest world power.

After Carson, David Letterman is greatest American talk show host.

The treatment of Nigella Lawson by the US Department of Homeland Security threatens to fracture the special relationship of the US and UK.

When did the Church of England begin the practice of ordaining clowns?

Princess Anne has a hankering for the Great War, apparently.

I recall DJs on a rock radio station in Boston crucifying Kurt Cobain for committing suicide.

Lois Lerner is a distraction from Benghazi.