After today’s performance, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kamala Harris leapfrogs over Bernie Sanders in all the polls.

When William Barr lies, his dewlap swells.

Trump, Barr, and Pompeo have the same body type.

Senator John Kennedy is more senile than he looks.

Trump is next to receive the pointy end of justice.

Buttigieg checks the boxes Bernie can’t.

Politics is about winning.

President Tracksuit hangs on for a while longer in Venezuela.

Put Uday Trump in charge of Venezuela.

Showbiz types are petty.

Aside from hardcore gamblers and the mint julep/fancy dress crowd, the public largely ignores horse racing.

Once teachers are armed, MAGAstate legislators will be less likely to cut education funding.