A nice Watergate-style break-in at the IRS might work.
Mother Pence only tithes to God.
What’s with the circuses (Zizek and the alt-right Canuck, Gay and Hoff Sommers)? Just because Twain did it doesn’t make it right.
How much dosh did Zizek make for his performance art sketch?
Bernie is an establishment candidate now (Warren is the insurgent) and Warren has a gender disadvantage.
Warren offers specifics and feasible solutions. Bernie offers utopian critique and egotism.
“Easter worshippers” apparently prefer to be called “Easter fetishists.”
Rudy Giuliani’s incredibly disappearing neck is a thing of wonder.
If Satan had a daughter, she would be Sarah Sanders.