Love is for squares, man.

Emo is so 1990s.

The blues tradition exhibits violence towards women. See Hendrix’s “Hey Joe” or the Stones “Under My Thumb.”

Canada and the USA share a common bond of Tim Hortons.

Canada has our oil and our maple syrup.

Just joking. Seriously, only Quebec is worth annexing.

Fred Phelps is in a hotter place.