Dementia praecox

Trump claims there was an Obama “tapp” on his Barad-dûr tower, unwittingly admitting there was probable cause for a FISA warrant authorizing a “tapp.”

He’s also upset Beauregard Sessions recused himself.

The writing is on the wall, Donnie, and it’s in Russian.

Waiting for the tapes of Trump and Anna Chapman to come out.

Today pro-Trump rallies were held. Many unemployed circus clowns turned out.

Schadenfreude is back at Old Trafford. Even Zlatan went full Fellaini.

Blue tears

Arkansas is moving to ban books by Howard Zinn from public schools. I thought Arkansas schools only used the Bible.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is in hot water for lying about meeting with a Russian ambassador. He’s vulnerable when not wearing his Klan regalia.

All The President of Russia’s Men.

Some say Sessions should be locked up. Exile in Siberia would be more apt.

Some say Trump’s Russian is more coherent than his English. In English he says Sessions didn’t say anything wrong and that Democrats are engaged in a witch hunt.

Too bad Sessions rode in on Baba Yaga’s broomstick.

King nothing

The Conservative Clown Convention took place. Mr Trump’s speech was all broken syntax and non-sequiturs.

William F. Buckley Jr expected conservatives to have brains, not eat them.

Trumpflakes and other emocons are crying about how Hollywood and the media treat their harlequin President.

Hence, the only media outlets permitted at White House press briefings are Fox News, Russia Today, and the National Enquirer.

There’s really no point in covering a fake president.

Banyabros

Moscow Mike has now been forced out by two Presidents. Time to take away his military pension.

Trump is already the Rodney Dangerfield of Presidents.

Everyone said Trump was unfit to be President. They were right.

Trump made a mistake of attacking the CIA. The CIA is set to destroy Trump.

You’ve got to hide your love away

Critics make a big deal of the relationship between Trump and Bannon. Everyone needs a soulmate, even if their soul is blackened by hellfire.

The halting way Mr Trump reads a prepared statement (like an uncertain seven year old) and his incoherence when speaking freely indicate some degree of diminished capacity.

I suspect Bannon does the “heavy lifting,” writes the Executive Orders, reaffirms Trump’s inclination to launch random attacks.

Sales of the Ivanka Trump lifestyle line are up in Russia.